6.40am. Waiting for my ride home, great evening

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“Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.”

Happy things

Spent 2 days in Antwerp with annick-annick which was lots of fun.

Also came home to a note that I can pick up my wtnv stuff at the post office tomorrow and my new running shoes at the store.

Funnnnn

fancyferengi:

oh my god what if khoshekh isn’t even an actual cat like not even remotely feline in appearance and he’s basically this terrifying monster

then carlos sees him and the ‘kittens’ for the first time and he’s just like babe u do know what a cat is right

and it turns out cecil has never seen a cat before, he just kind of assumed that’s what they looked like

unboundbooks:

books-cupcakes:

feministfangirl:

rhibot:

vampyyra:

vegantine:

sykobabbul:

huffpostbooks:

What’s Your Book Shelfie Style?

This post turns me on.

Topic

Topic and size.

Colour pleased me but it’s usually topic and then within topic, size. 

topic, then alphabetical, with a side of stacked. i do not have enough bookshelves.

Topic, then size, then stacked.

At school — color. At home — alphabetical.

nevver:

Mortality is a myth, Ted Lawson

Go me!

Just did my first mission on zombies run! Might have finally found something that makes excercise fun.

marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rupert Giles, The Quotable Librarian

bigmamag:

drtoilette:

chaniatreides:

starfleetgrad:

The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”

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I think you’re right.

My job is the best

2 appointments with nap time in between.
Because my bossmen are worried about me getting sick again/some more.

kimstheworst:

Books by Roald Dahl

The Dead Authors Podcast: Chapter 34 - Roald Dahl